Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Have a Hockey Hallowe'en!
by Jes
Ahh, Hallowe'en, the time for children to get stuffed with fattening treats, shoot fireworks at each other, and dress up in costume.
For the adults, it's not that much different, other than revolvers replacing fireworks, most of the time.
Now, if you love hockey, then why not show it with a puck-related costume this All Hallow's Eve?
1. The JASON Classic - The goalie mask is timeless, effective, and instantly recognizable. Donning the mask definitely says "psycho killer", or Patrick Roy, and saves us the agony of seeing your ugly face all night. You can't go wrong with something like this ...
The Canucks' play is enough to send many fans into HULK SMASH! rage of mages.
Ahh, Hallowe'en, the time for children to get stuffed with fattening treats, shoot fireworks at each other, and dress up in costume.
For the adults, it's not that much different, other than revolvers replacing fireworks, most of the time.
Now, if you love hockey, then why not show it with a puck-related costume this All Hallow's Eve?
1. The JASON Classic - The goalie mask is timeless, effective, and instantly recognizable. Donning the mask definitely says "psycho killer", or Patrick Roy, and saves us the agony of seeing your ugly face all night. You can't go wrong with something like this ...
2. The PUCK BUNNY - Ladies, show your true love of the game by dressing up as every hockey fan's fantasy creature. Fawn over your man as if he makes millions, and pretend that you think icing is just stuff you get on a cake.
Mmmm... be sure to wear pink, lots of pink.
3. A TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS GOALTENDER - OK, it's a bit hard to pull off.
4. A TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN - Not so hard to pull off.
5. A TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS DEFENSEMAN - Very easy to pull off.
6. JOHN FERGUSON JR., for you yoga fanatics.
Here are a few bonus pics...
Sidney and his Hallowe'en candy...
The Canucks' play is enough to send many fans into HULK SMASH! rage of mages.
Labels: Hallowe'en, Maple Leafs, puck bunnies
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Photo of the Day: Aww, Look at the Cute Bunnies!
by Jes
Cute, but dumb, puck bunnies need a good home. They are very affectionate and love to be touched, but demand a lot of time and attention.
Cute, but dumb, puck bunnies need a good home. They are very affectionate and love to be touched, but demand a lot of time and attention.
Labels: photo of the day, puck bunnies
Monday, April 30, 2007
It's so Awesome to (not) be Sidney Crosby
Despite the fact that I have a very clear disclaimed at the top of The Sidney Crosby Show blog that says ...
(I am not Sidney Crosby or officially affiliated with Sidney Crosby, just so you know)
... it doesn't seem to stop people from sending me emails, somehow thinking that I am Sidney Crosby, himself.
I mean, other than the fact that I have no endorsement deals, hockey skills, horse teeth, longish hair, millions of dollars, and a big nose, we're pretty much similar, no?
Just a sample of emails I've had in the past month ...
" Your so hot dont change =p"
Ok, I won't.
"Hey sidney i heard that u want to learn french. I have a sister who is 18 that speaks very well in french and is willing to teach you. i also heard that you were were looking for a girl who will go with your hockey schule, we have a brother who plays hockey and we go to every game so we are really big hockey fans so my sister go's good with hockey schule and she would love life on the road.
to contact me email me at skanky-ho@bunnymail.com"
We know puckbunnies aren't exactly MIT graduates, but the level of grammar and spelling in some of these emails is downright scary. Sidney's bunnies are pretty hungry for some tutoring. Would Sidney accept any French tutoring from somebody who's family clearly lacks in writing skills?
And from some Swedish guy ...
"I am a big fan of Sidney Crosby, and i would be werry happy if i could get you autogarf.
I am living in sweden so i need to stay up late evry evning when pitsburgh
plays to see you do goals!
IF i could get you autogarf, you can send it too [Address withheld out of mercy]"
Oh, and random scary comment of the day:
"hey sidney my ex-boyfriend is obsessed with you his name is preston rogers!!!"
Ahh, the benefits of blogging... Now, excuse me while I go sign some autogarfs for Preston Rogers.
(I am not Sidney Crosby or officially affiliated with Sidney Crosby, just so you know)
... it doesn't seem to stop people from sending me emails, somehow thinking that I am Sidney Crosby, himself.
I mean, other than the fact that I have no endorsement deals, hockey skills, horse teeth, longish hair, millions of dollars, and a big nose, we're pretty much similar, no?
Just a sample of emails I've had in the past month ...
" Your so hot dont change =p"
Ok, I won't.
"Hey sidney i heard that u want to learn french. I have a sister who is 18 that speaks very well in french and is willing to teach you. i also heard that you were were looking for a girl who will go with your hockey schule, we have a brother who plays hockey and we go to every game so we are really big hockey fans so my sister go's good with hockey schule and she would love life on the road.
to contact me email me at skanky-ho@bunnymail.com"
We know puckbunnies aren't exactly MIT graduates, but the level of grammar and spelling in some of these emails is downright scary. Sidney's bunnies are pretty hungry for some tutoring. Would Sidney accept any French tutoring from somebody who's family clearly lacks in writing skills?
And from some Swedish guy ...
"I am a big fan of Sidney Crosby, and i would be werry happy if i could get you autogarf.
I am living in sweden so i need to stay up late evry evning when pitsburgh
plays to see you do goals!
IF i could get you autogarf, you can send it too [Address withheld out of mercy]"
Oh, and random scary comment of the day:
"hey sidney my ex-boyfriend is obsessed with you his name is preston rogers!!!"
Ahh, the benefits of blogging... Now, excuse me while I go sign some autogarfs for Preston Rogers.
Labels: puck bunnies, sidney crosby, stupid fans
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Hockey Rants' Anonymous Commenter Hall of Fame
by Gőlbez
Despite my l33t ninja skills, I couldn't escape the tag by Robert over at Eyes on the Prize, who asked to see the best of the worst anonymous commenters on this blog.
Well, my memory is shot from years of NyQuil abuse, and I've deleted a few 'choice' comments, so I'm going to have to go to my favourite thread over at The Sidney Crosby Show: The Infamous GQ Thread.
Here's your "winner"...
Some good runner-uppers..
According to my IP tracker, this one was posted in Washington, DC. So, I'm guessing it's either JP of Japers Rink, Alexander Ovechkin, or Ted Leonsis.
To spread the joy, I'll tag The Acid Queen (Welcome back!) and my co-blogger, Greg.
Despite my l33t ninja skills, I couldn't escape the tag by Robert over at Eyes on the Prize, who asked to see the best of the worst anonymous commenters on this blog.
Well, my memory is shot from years of NyQuil abuse, and I've deleted a few 'choice' comments, so I'm going to have to go to my favourite thread over at The Sidney Crosby Show: The Infamous GQ Thread.
Here's your "winner"...
sidney's bringing sexy back, i want to bight your lips, i want to pour chocolate all over your body and slowly lick it off, will you marry me? well if you don't want to marry me can you atleast screw me once. if you're ready for some fun, look for me behind the leafs bench when you visit toronto. j'aime tadore. YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!Hmm, who is the Leafs backup goalie these days, anyway?
Some good runner-uppers..
Ok.. Hockey is not about looks but about talent... and Crosby has TONS of Talent... and only in his Sophmore year of hockey!!!Yes, sir!! It is our duty, after all..
But if he decides to take off his shirt, it's our duty to look at him...... he's not so hard pn the ice!
basically I just want to say... I want him on me hahahaha! Wasn't expecting a rockin bod like that but damn it doesn't hurt my feelings any that he does. This boy haunts my dreams. Yum yum ;p Also I'd like to point out that he is an amazing player! People don't give him enough credit because he's just a kid but he's gotta start somewhere!Haunts your dreams? 0_o
He is not all about looks, but he is very nice to look at I must admit, he appeals to guys as well as girls:-)
According to my IP tracker, this one was posted in Washington, DC. So, I'm guessing it's either JP of Japers Rink, Alexander Ovechkin, or Ted Leonsis.
To spread the joy, I'll tag The Acid Queen (Welcome back!) and my co-blogger, Greg.
Labels: comments, craziness, Crosby, meme, puck bunnies
