Saturday, February 17, 2007


Hockey Rants' Anonymous Commenter Hall of Fame

by Gőlbez

Despite my l33t ninja skills, I couldn't escape the tag by Robert over at Eyes on the Prize, who asked to see the best of the worst anonymous commenters on this blog.

Well, my memory is shot from years of NyQuil abuse, and I've deleted a few 'choice' comments, so I'm going to have to go to my favourite thread over at The Sidney Crosby Show: The Infamous GQ Thread.
sidney crosby gq

Here's your "winner"...
sidney's bringing sexy back, i want to bight your lips, i want to pour chocolate all over your body and slowly lick it off, will you marry me? well if you don't want to marry me can you atleast screw me once. if you're ready for some fun, look for me behind the leafs bench when you visit toronto. j'aime tadore. YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
Hmm, who is the Leafs backup goalie these days, anyway?

Some good runner-uppers..
Ok.. Hockey is not about looks but about talent... and Crosby has TONS of Talent... and only in his Sophmore year of hockey!!!

But if he decides to take off his shirt, it's our duty to look at him...... he's not so hard pn the ice!
Yes, sir!! It is our duty, after all..

basically I just want to say... I want him on me hahahaha! Wasn't expecting a rockin bod like that but damn it doesn't hurt my feelings any that he does. This boy haunts my dreams. Yum yum ;p Also I'd like to point out that he is an amazing player! People don't give him enough credit because he's just a kid but he's gotta start somewhere!
Haunts your dreams? 0_o

He is not all about looks, but he is very nice to look at I must admit, he appeals to guys as well as girls:-)

According to my IP tracker, this one was posted in Washington, DC. So, I'm guessing it's either JP of Japers Rink, Alexander Ovechkin, or Ted Leonsis.

To spread the joy, I'll tag The Acid Queen (Welcome back!) and my co-blogger, Greg.

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That's positively frightening.

I remember watching a behind the scenes video of that photoshoot and how they were spritizing him with water.
Fortunately or unfortunately, my other blog doesn't draw enough readers to get a lot of anonymous weirdness. (Though, through no fault of my own, "vincent lecavalier shirtless" is one of the top search hits) The only one that comes to mind is some guy who showed up to inform me that Tomas Kloucek is not an NHL regular. Philistine.
As you're growing up as a teenager, there are a number of things that you look forward to; getting your drivers

license, graduating from high school, going to your senior prom, having your first date and having your first beer.

The problem with this last one is that the drinking age and the thing you want make it something that you just can't

have yet. And still, you want it and will go to any lengths to get it.

Underage beer drinking is certainly no secret and to try to sweep it under the carpet isn't going to make it go

away. But the most odd thing about underage drinking when it comes to beer is that even after kids sneak their first

beer, they still want to have another one. If you're wondering why that sounds so strange then you need to think

back to when YOU had your first beer. It was pretty nasty tasting. Let's be honest, beer is bitter and is an

acquired taste. Very few people, if any at all, enjoyed their first beer. Many even get sick after it because of the

taste or the fact that they're not used to the alcohol yet.

Why is Dick Cheney in your banner? Its freaking me out.

Ahaha Sherry I showed you that one! It's creepy it is. Can I ask who the hell thought sandals and hockey gear were a hot combination?
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