Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Chad Kroeger: Wings Fan and Giant Douche
Crad Kroeger is the lead singer of the horrible band Nickelback, for which I, on behalf of many Canadians, apologize for our country spawning onto the world. Listening to their music is only slightly less painful than puncturing your ballsack with a Hattori Hanzo sword.
Kroeger is also a drunk driving douchebag that just happened to be caught cheering for the Red Wings in this (Getty Images) photo.
As if you needed another reason to hate the guy, besides the fact that he likes to such himself off, and is uglier than Hillary Clinton.
Kroeger is also a drunk driving douchebag that just happened to be caught cheering for the Red Wings in this (Getty Images) photo.
As if you needed another reason to hate the guy, besides the fact that he likes to such himself off, and is uglier than Hillary Clinton.
Way to jump on the bandwagon there, buddy.
Notice the douchebag look on his face, and the douchebag hand gestures? Does he think the fans are there to see him 'rock it out'?
Kid Rock as a Red Wings fan is believable. Chad Kroeger as a Wings fan is not.
Labels: Celeb fans, Chad Kroeger, Red Wings
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Wouldn't a puncture with a razor-sharp Hattori Hanzo sword be so clean as to be almost painless? Listening to Nickelback is more like having a flaming log swung at your junk.
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
Oh but heaven, no heaven dont hear me.
And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
Someone told me love will ALL save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came.
And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
I am so high. I can hear heaven.
Oh but heaven, no heaven dont hear me.
And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
Someone told me love will ALL save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came.
And they say that a hero can save us.
Im not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
# posted by 
: 7:10 am
: 7:10 am
"Now now the Canadian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions..."
Ahh, I kid. But seriously, if ever a face needed a baseball bat between the eyes. Or, in this case, Chris Simon's skate...you found it.
Ahh, I kid. But seriously, if ever a face needed a baseball bat between the eyes. Or, in this case, Chris Simon's skate...you found it.
Figures that a Wings fan would show up to defend that talentless POS by spamming the commentbox with the 238927438247th variation of Nickelback's first song.
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