Sunday, September 23, 2007
Mike Comrie = Whipped Cream
by Jes
Guys, what do you get your girl as a gift for her birthday?
A nice piece of jewelry? Flowers? Chocolates? A romantic dinner?
Well, in the world of celebrity dating, that just won't cut it.
If you are Mike Comrie, and you have a famous girlfriend, you buy them something a little more 'substantial'
The one problem with having a celebrity girlfriend? You need to do a lot more 'maintenance', just like having an expensive foreign car.
Poor Comrie made one of the ultimate guy mistakes, however, in setting the bar WAY TOO HIGH this early in their relationship.
Every birthday, anniversity, holiday, etc., Comrie will now be expected to buy lavish gifts for his celebutante.
Yes, every gift he buys will ultimately be compared to "The Benz"
Really, how badly does Comrie need a lay? A Benz?
I'll be shocked if they are still together by this time next year.
Guys, what do you get your girl as a gift for her birthday?
A nice piece of jewelry? Flowers? Chocolates? A romantic dinner?
Well, in the world of celebrity dating, that just won't cut it.
If you are Mike Comrie, and you have a famous girlfriend, you buy them something a little more 'substantial'
Hilary Duff's expectations were low when her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, called recently to say he'd picked out an early 20th birthday present for her and that "I hope you like them."New shoes? Oh my god, how dare he think of something so low and plebian?
"Okay, it's shoes or something," Duff recalled thinking as she went to her sister's house, where Comrie had said he left the present in the garage. "I opened the garage, and I was just like shocked, just standing there."
Before her, with a big red bow on top, was a Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV (retail price: more than $100,000).
The one problem with having a celebrity girlfriend? You need to do a lot more 'maintenance', just like having an expensive foreign car.
Poor Comrie made one of the ultimate guy mistakes, however, in setting the bar WAY TOO HIGH this early in their relationship.
Every birthday, anniversity, holiday, etc., Comrie will now be expected to buy lavish gifts for his celebutante.
Yes, every gift he buys will ultimately be compared to "The Benz"
Really, how badly does Comrie need a lay? A Benz?
I'll be shocked if they are still together by this time next year.
Labels: Hilary Duff, Mike Comrie
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"Leave Mike alone..." (I know this is a gratuitous Crock-o-poop reference)
That 2009 line is classic - it would of been even funnier if he had given her a fully furnished semi-duplex in Uniondale.
That 2009 line is classic - it would of been even funnier if he had given her a fully furnished semi-duplex in Uniondale.
"Okay, it's shoes or something," Duff recalled thinking as she went to her sister's house, where Comrie had said he left the present in the garage"
Ms. Duff must have huuuge feet, if he had to put the shoes in the garage...
Ms. Duff must have huuuge feet, if he had to put the shoes in the garage...
Most players are dealing with jock-sniffer groupie girls. This guy is one of the few for whom the chick is the big-bucks part of the couple.
# posted by 
: 3:13 pm
: 3:13 pm
This could be the best investment he ever makes, if he can succeed in landing this rich little...sweetheart. She's richrichRICH!
There's NOTHING wrong with that, men. Well, you have to behave yourself, because she has options galore, but you should be behaving yourself anyway. ;)
There's NOTHING wrong with that, men. Well, you have to behave yourself, because she has options galore, but you should be behaving yourself anyway. ;)
# posted by : 8:48 pm
: 8:48 pm
Comrie can afford it, he is one of the richest players in the NHL.
Not from his contract, his family is one of the richest in Canada.
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Not from his contract, his family is one of the richest in Canada.
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