Monday, April 16, 2007


Why Hockey is Better than Sex

by Jes

Women prefer chocolate to sex, right? Well, some men prefer hockey to sex, and here's why ...

Top 15 Reasons Why Hockey is Better than Sex

1) It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2) Many people play hockey even after they're married
3) The puck's always hard.
4) The protective equipment is reusable
5) It lasts at least an hour
6) A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
7) You always know how big the stick is
8.) You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9) You can change players on the fly
10) You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11) Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12) Your parents cheer when you score
13) Periods only last 20 minutes
14) You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15) You can tell your friends about it afterwards

(thanks to Aurian for forwarding this)

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