Monday, November 07, 2005

 

Doing the Wa-Tuzzi

Local Elvis Presley impersonator/wanna-be "Heavy Eric" has penned a tune about that big bad Todd Bertuzzi that has become a bit of a local hit. (Straight.com story)

It's bad, but it's catchy like the Avian bird flu.
...and now he's writing a song about the other loser on the Canucks, Jarko Ruutu:

Ruutu, Ruutu rocks ’em like U2.
He’s gonna be a star, he plays the game hard.
Ruutu, Ruutu he knows what to do.
He’s gonna take us far.
Jarko Ruutu’s a feisty Finn.
He’s always getting under someone’s skin.
He’s not scared to throw open ice hits.
And he’s not afraid to drop his mitts.
*groan*

Not afraid to drop his mitts? Don't tell that to Dion Phaneuf, who bailed Ruutu from a beating thanks to tripping over his own stick.

Anyway, here is Heavy Eric's website where you can listen to these songs.

Comments:
Watch it again, Jes--Ruutu gave Phaneuf a little hook behind the left knee and tripped him up.
 
Well, it is a terrible song BUT then again so is the player it's written for.
I'm a Av's fan so that critique might be a little biased.
 
Crapalanche fan?

*boo*Hiss*

*tosses empty soda cup*
 
Jeeez... That "Watuzzi Bertuzzi" song was a hit in Vancouver over 2 years ago.

Considering everything that's happened since it came out, we never thought anyone would mention it again...
 
Ruutu's > all

... u bitches :-D
 
Ruutu is pretty much the best agitator around. He is a game winner, no doubt. Respec' yo.
 
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