Thursday, June 02, 2005

 

The 'Other' Face of Evil

Turnabout is fair play... and the Great Satan has many faces...



Bob Goodenow
Gary: "Yeah, I'm the real Eklund. Can you believe these idiots fall for that crap?"
Bob: "Oh man, that's good stuff!"

Bob Goodenow
"Yeah? Well, you can tell Gary that he's a big fat poopyhead!"

Bob Goodenow
"When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

Bob Goodenow
"Hey! It's unfair to label our members a bloodsucking parasites. How is
Mike Modano going to feed his dogs if we accept a salary cap?"

Bob Goodenow
Gary: "Once we get this CBA settled, Why don't I take you for a nice dinner at the Sizzler!"
Bob: "Gary, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment right now!"

Bob Goodenow
"Yes, it was I that used demonic hypotic powers to convince the
New York Rangers to sign Theoren Fleury to a 3-year $21mil contract. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry"

Bob Goodenow
"Look, Larry, don't make me come over there and smack yo' bitch ass!"

Bob Goodenow
Bob and his Swedish boytoy, Daniel, try to avoid the paparazzi as they
enter a New York hotel.

Bob Goodenow
"You'd be a pissy old grump if you had a hairpiece this bad!"

Bob Goodenow
Trevor: "I could really use a good pizza right now"
Bill Guerin: "Look! A blue car!!!"

Bob Goodenow
"See, I'm this tall and Gary is this short. Heeheehee1"

Bob Goodenow
"Does it look like I care about the fans?"

Bob Goodenow
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"

Bob Goodenow
Bob Goodenow before his extensive plastic surgery in 1985.

Comments:
Fantastic blog, very entertaining! Best part of my day so far.
 
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