Thursday, June 02, 2005
The 'Other' Face of Evil
Turnabout is fair play... and the Great Satan has many faces...
Gary: "Yeah, I'm the real Eklund. Can you believe these idiots fall for that crap?" Bob: "Oh man, that's good stuff!"
"Yeah? Well, you can tell Gary that he's a big fat poopyhead!"
"When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
"Hey! It's unfair to label our members a bloodsucking parasites. How isMike Modano going to feed his dogs if we accept a salary cap?"
Gary: "Once we get this CBA settled, Why don't I take you for a nice dinner at the Sizzler!"
Bob: "Gary, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment right now!"
"Yes, it was I that used demonic hypotic powers to convince theNew York Rangers to sign Theoren Fleury to a 3-year $21mil contract. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry"
"Look, Larry, don't make me come over there and smack yo' bitch ass!"
Bob and his Swedish boytoy, Daniel, try to avoid the paparazzi as theyenter a New York hotel.
"You'd be a pissy old grump if you had a hairpiece this bad!"
Trevor: "I could really use a good pizza right now"Bill Guerin: "Look! A blue car!!!"
"See, I'm this tall and Gary is this short. Heeheehee1"
"Does it look like I care about the fans?"
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"
Bob Goodenow before his extensive plastic surgery in 1985.
"Yeah? Well, you can tell Gary that he's a big fat poopyhead!"
"When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
"Hey! It's unfair to label our members a bloodsucking parasites. How is
Bob: "Gary, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment right now!"
"Yes, it was I that used demonic hypotic powers to convince the
"Look, Larry, don't make me come over there and smack yo' bitch ass!"
Bob and his Swedish boytoy, Daniel, try to avoid the paparazzi as they
"You'd be a pissy old grump if you had a hairpiece this bad!"
Trevor: "I could really use a good pizza right now"
"See, I'm this tall and Gary is this short. Heeheehee1"
"Does it look like I care about the fans?"
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"
Bob Goodenow before his extensive plastic surgery in 1985.
