Wednesday, March 16, 2005
The Many Faces of Evil
"The face of evil is always the face of total need" - William S. Burroughs
"Alot of people only think I'm this tall on TV..."
"Responsible Fiscal Management? Duuurrrrrrrrrrrr....."
"Larry Brooks... I'm about to bitch slap you 'mofo!!"
"Hmm... expansion into Shreveport, eh?...."
"Hey! TV ratings were up 3.5% in Bangor, Maine on Thursday nights!"
"Would I look good with a Hitler mustache??"
Bob: So, is Mario an owner of a player now?
Gary: Beats the hell out of me!!
"YOU!! OUT OF MY FANDOM!!"
"Icing?? What's that? ooooohhhh..."
"Look! I have no frickin' idea why the Rangers signed Holik for $8mil a season!"
"Yeah this franchise is sad *Sniff*...it's making me cry"
"God damn F*****G union!! Why can't they just succumb to my powers?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING!"
Ruh-roh! Did Gary forget his 'Depends' undergarments?
"Yeah...I care about*this* much for our fans..."
(Thanks to 'Krispy' for the help)
"Alot of people only think I'm this tall on TV..."
"Responsible Fiscal Management? Duuurrrrrrrrrrrr....."
"Larry Brooks... I'm about to bitch slap you 'mofo!!"
"Hmm... expansion into Shreveport, eh?...."
"Hey! TV ratings were up 3.5% in Bangor, Maine on Thursday nights!"
"Would I look good with a Hitler mustache??"
Bob: So, is Mario an owner of a player now?
Gary: Beats the hell out of me!!
"YOU!! OUT OF MY FANDOM!!"
"Icing?? What's that? ooooohhhh..."
"Look! I have no frickin' idea why the Rangers signed Holik for $8mil a season!"
"Yeah this franchise is sad *Sniff*...it's making me cry"
"God damn F*****G union!! Why can't they just succumb to my powers?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING!"
Ruh-roh! Did Gary forget his 'Depends' undergarments?
"Yeah...I care about*this* much for our fans..."
(Thanks to 'Krispy' for the help)
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Nice show of complete partiality in assigning the blame. I guess $1.3 million per year truly isn't enough to play hockey. I mean really, how could anyone survive on such measly earnings? The PA is the one holding up the process you dumb tit.
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