Wednesday, March 16, 2005

 

The Many Faces of Evil

"The face of evil is always the face of total need" - William S. Burroughs


Gary Bettman
"Alot of people only think I'm this tall on TV..."

Gary Bettman
"Responsible Fiscal Management? Duuurrrrrrrrrrrr....."

Gary Bettman
"Larry Brooks... I'm about to bitch slap you 'mofo!!"

Gary Bettman
"Hmm... expansion into Shreveport, eh?...."

Gary Bettman
"Hey! TV ratings were up 3.5% in Bangor, Maine on Thursday nights!"

Gary Bettman
"Would I look good with a Hitler mustache??"

Gary Bettman

Bob: So, is Mario an owner of a player now?
Gary: Beats the hell out of me!!

Gary Bettman
"YOU!! OUT OF MY FANDOM!!"

Gary Bettman
"Icing?? What's that? ooooohhhh..."

Gary Bettman
"Look! I have no frickin' idea why the Rangers signed Holik for $8mil a season!"

Gary Bettman
"Yeah this franchise is sad *Sniff*...it's making me cry"

Gary Bettman
"God damn F*****G union!! Why can't they just succumb to my powers?"

Gary Bettman
"I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SCREAMING!"

Gary Bettman
Ruh-roh! Did Gary forget his 'Depends' undergarments?

Gary Bettman
"Yeah...I care about*this* much for our fans..."

(Thanks to 'Krispy' for the help)

Comments:
Nice show of complete partiality in assigning the blame. I guess $1.3 million per year truly isn't enough to play hockey. I mean really, how could anyone survive on such measly earnings? The PA is the one holding up the process you dumb tit.
 
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